Whoa there. I only fart Chanel #5. I patented them decades ago. My lawyer will be in touch.

Instead, by my executive order, they are instantly declassified, and reclassified, as Chanel #5.
When I Fart I Use the Same Excuses as Donald Trump to Escape Blame
1K
9
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Annie Trevaskis
·Follow
Aug 18, 2022
--
Whoa there. I only fart Chanel #5. I patented them decades ago. My lawyer will be in touch.
--
--
Written by Annie Trevaskis3.8K Followers
·249 Following
I came, I wrote, I conquered. That last bit might not be true, but at least I am putting up a good fight.
No responses yet
Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams