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Tiny Humour Splash #36
Anyone for Port?
To make you smile
Sep 19, 2022
It was a large family gathering and I had taken my new boyfriend along, hoping he would fit in.
My brother had been over generous with the port that accompanied the cheese plate.
On being handed a rather large glass of the sweet, fortified wine, my date announced: “That’s not a port, it’s a harbour.”
He passed the family test with flying colours.
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