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Tiny Humour Splash #36

Anyone for Port?

To make you smile

Annie Trevaskis

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A glass of red wine, spilling out in a splash
Photo by Saman Taheri on Unsplash

It was a large family gathering and I had taken my new boyfriend along, hoping he would fit in.

My brother had been over generous with the port that accompanied the cheese plate.

On being handed a rather large glass of the sweet, fortified wine, my date announced: “That’s not a port, it’s a harbour.”

He passed the family test with flying colours.

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Annie Trevaskis
Annie Trevaskis

Written by Annie Trevaskis

I came, I wrote, I conquered. That last bit might not be true, but at least I am putting up a good fight.

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