The Tale of the 120MPH Motorcycle Crash and Bad Underwear: Part 1

A tragic tale of humiliation. And epic failure in the wardrobe department.

Picture of a beige bra sprinkled with colourful confetti and a Durex nestling beside it. Not sure how that got there, and it is not central to the story
Not the actual bra I wore that day: that got dumped in some hospital bin. PS: I just noticed the Durex there — it is not, I repeat not, central to the story. Not even peripheral. Photo by Celina Albertz on Unsplash

Dear Devoted Readers (all 3 of you),

The time has come to lay bare my soul and risk your opinion of me sinking from the heights we have enjoyed together into the depths of what-the-fuck territory.

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Annie Trevaskis

Annie Trevaskis

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Retired UK acupuncturist, autistic, curious seeker of truth and laughter. The older I get, the less I know. I write sporadically. She/her