Thanks, Susan. It was fun to write and it is the gift that keeps giving. I HAVE HAD A REPLY!! I think it is clear the scammer never read my fruity response because I just got this:

Thanks for your kind and genuine reply, I appreciate your response, I contacted you because of what my immediate family did to me along with my personal lawyer, they connived and diverted my funds in some of my banks which I asked them to use for charity, they took it all without using it as I willed, thinking I won't survive, This is my reason for contacting you to help me carry out my last wish even when I am no more.Please assure me that you will not betray my trust like my family did to me.I will be expecting your reply so I can direct my bank to commence with the transfer to you as my new beneficiary.

Also send me your full names, contact address and telephone number.

Bless you,

Sarah.

If it thought my response was kind and genuine, it needs help!

Just trying to decide whose contact details i should send by return. 😂