OMG!! THANK YOU!! This is the most hilarious thread, Patrick and I would never have found it without you. ANYONE ELSE READING THIS!! Click on that link! So many fantastic ones. The people on Reddit are much cleverer than I am. My favourites so far are ferret = limousine rat and Rhino is an armoured Unicorn. But there are so many crackers in there it is hard to choose. Patrick! You should do a whole article. It will be better than mine.