Oh well done, Patrick!! You did it! I hope this gets lots of reads, but if it doesn't, perhaps we should tweak the title one more time.

If I had read this piece before coming up with one, I would have suggested:

"I Shot Down a Medium Writer for Using AI"

Subtitle: And all I got was this story.

Or something better for the subtitle. Not sure.

But either way, well done you. Glad you got the limousine rat in there. I think the rhino=an armoured Unicorn should get a wider audience too 😂