not a water gun. i wanted a real gun. but it's ok - not to kill animals, only people. taking tips on burying the bad ones.

pretty sure my ancestors didn't do any hanging: they were in the poor house.. my grandfather lived in a two up two down with 13 other children.

i think i have a rich relative in NZ. my mother inherited a sheep farm from an aunt she didn't know - she gave it away to the people who had cared for her aunt when she got old and sick.

i tried to find the paperwork after my mum died so i could go visit and be treated like royalty, but i think she must have shredded it all