It has now become clear why people keep tagging you to do challenges. π You are going about this all wrong Tai: if you want to get people to stop challenging you, you have to write rubbish. If you continue to write such utterly brilliant, hysterically funny pieces you will keep getting challenged. People (ME!!!!) will just want more and more. I laughed at everything but let me just pick one of the lines that had me snorting tea up my nose: "Does that mean reindeer are back on the menu?" πππ
Thanks for all the laughter you marvellous, devious soul. π