I'm outraged by that nasty nurse. No wonder your wonderful cervix closed up and wouldn't let her in. Do NOT think your cervix is like an old leather shoe - it is perfect and soft and wonderful and KNOWS when it needs to protect itself. Goes without saying I am also outraged at the upselling. I think it might be illegal here in the UK. At best, it is tasteless, unprofessional and greedy. Grrr.