I hate leaving my house. Tick. I'm typically not decent. Tick. I have done some questionable shit lately. Big tick. Using "no habla Ingles" to get out of conversations. Tick. Free ice-cream is the only knowledge I need for my future career. Tick. Food always cold when it arrives via delivery. Tick. Sending inappropriate emails to the wrong person. Tick. I could go on . . . but enough proof right there - way to go, soul sister. 🤣💚