I am with you on the smartphone thing. Suspect i would have developed a special interest in how to take down compromising material from the internet. Perhaps i should get one of the kids to video me doing my re-enactment of the occasion. It ended up with Roger getting banned from from the pub, which is hysterically funny if you know Wetherspoon pubs: you can go in, get shit faced, swear at staff, start a fight, break things and still be let in the next day. But argue about carrots and you get banned. Roger did use this to his advantage (of course) and gained a great deal of respect for his ban. He only had to mention it in other pubs and people would back away in the certain knowledge that he must be a thug of epic proportions. Thanks for your lovely response, A💚🙏