THE A-Z OF FAILURES

How to Be a Failure (Part V)

V for vodka and vibrators, with a bonus naked picture.

Annie Trevaskis
5 min readApr 7, 2023

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A handwritten list of things beginning with “v” including vegan visitors, vacuum cleaners, viruses (computer), vermin (mice), VIPs, voicemail, vehicles, vegetables and vintage goods.
Photo by author of some of my many V failures

WARNING: This starts with an update on a Failure that is NOT funny. But there is a bit of humour further down.

Value for money

I know you have probably clicked for the vibrator failure, but bear with me. It has been…

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Annie Trevaskis

I came, I wrote, I conquered. That last bit might not be true, but at least I am putting up a good fight.