Hilarious read, although i feel a bit bad about laughing now I have looked up Cat 5 on the Saffir-Simpson scale. I don't like the phrase "Stay safe". I used to send my children off to school with the words: "Take lots of risks today" instead. The great thing about being a writer is that when bad stuff happens you have lots of great material for stories. Hope you will back here to share yours soon. A🙏💚