Gosh Arluke but these stories are all brilliant. I predict you are going to do really well here on Medium. So much detail in them all that i figured they were all true but one had been adjusted slightly. I guessed wrong: i thought maybe you had done #2 but he didn't really toast your feet with the welding torch! Brilliant. You fooled me. Wishing you all the best on your Medium journey, A🙏💚