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I CAN’T WRITE A KICKER. I USED ALL MY BRAIN POWER TO WRITE A SHOPPING LIST
Don’t Click Here. It’s Just a Shopping List
Mind you, it does contain a secret cure for the common cold.
I caught a cold this week. I’ve been miserable.
Co-incidentally, my husband, Roger, also looked miserable when I asked him to go to the supermarket to get me the ingredients to cure myself.
Roger doesn’t like going to the supermarket because I’m a control freak, and he’s always worried he’ll get the wrong things.
I don’t know why he worries. Because I write brilliant lists with perfect instructions to help him not go wrong.
Behold.
Shopping List
One chicken. You choose. I’ll leave it up to you because I can’t decide which chicken is best. I like the free-range/organic ones. But my vegetarian friend says we should buy the battery chickens because at least then we’ve put them out of their misery, and it’s cruel to eat a free-range happy chicken. So now I never know which one to get, so you have to choose. But don’t get a stuffed one.
Bag of organic carrots, but make sure you get the bag with the most carrots in it. Not the one with a few…
