Dianne needed photographic proof to send to Alan Carr to get a refund for the £350 cost of the Stop Smoking Seminar she had attended. She was certain that by holding a pencil between her index and middle finger, and getting the camera and flash aligned "just so" she could create the perfect illusion that a pencil was a cigarette. Her suggestion that Brian blow some smoke up her arse, and her belief that it would travel up through her digestive tract and emerge seductively from her lips to add that extra touch of authenticity, evoked the same response as the time she asked him whether Bud Light was alcohol free.