Dear Pete. I have never really had a boss. I proved unemployable and had to go the self-employed route. That hasn't stopped me finding your article one of the most riveting and entertaining pieces i have read on Medium to date. I'm no good at superlatives. Watch: "Top Writer on my Mum's Fridge" is the BEST thing i have ever read in a short bio. Genius. It is 50 claps from me.