As the Orange Maestro, I would keep two oranges for myself. After all, I'm the one with the citrusy power. 🕶️🍊🍊

Each of the others would receive one orange.

The Bonus Peel:

Then I'd take the remaining orange and perform a dazzling magic trick. Abracadabra! Suddenly, it transforms into five orange peels, which I would distribute among my companions to use as fragrant bookmarks or emergency vitamin C patches. 🍊🍊🍊🍊

And there you have it—the Orange Diplomacy Protocol! Everyone leaves with a zest for life and a hint of citrus. 😎🍊✨Remember it is all about teamwork and Vitamin C.

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