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Are You Clever Enough to Join Densa?

Is your intelligence more of the compact variety?

Annie Trevaskis
4 min readFeb 28, 2024

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Transcript of a radio interview with the founder of Densa.

So, Brian, can you tell us more about why you decided to form Densa?

My pleasure. We have a few thousand members of Mensa in the USA, but more than 85% are old people, and they are beginning to drop like flies.

Membership numbers are falling, and money is getting tight. I think it is because all the youngsters with high IQs are busy on TikTok or something.

So, we launched a more inclusive membership option last year. Our mission statement is that intelligence comes in all shapes and sizes, even if it is sometimes a little more… compact.

Alas, we discovered most of our target audience couldn’t read the adverts we placed, so we are hoping to spread the word over the airwaves.

Interesting. So what are the entry requirements for Densa?

We’ve made it quite rigorous. There are four tests altogether.

  1. The “IQ Test”. Applicants must score at least one point higher than their shoe size on an IQ test.

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Annie Trevaskis
Annie Trevaskis

Written by Annie Trevaskis

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