Ann. I'm confused. Why does it say flash fiction when it all reads as true to me? Apart from the title. Coz no way you are 90+. But I don't iron either, and I bet your husband did break that ironing board, and your son used the iron to wax his snowboard. I like your motto. How do I llama. I want to learn to llama. Unless it is a dance.. I can't dance.